
Things were about to change dramatically for Tottie following a phone call. Her quiet and peaceful life in the Auvergne was going to be shaken up. Will tottie's familiar ironic humour help her through the difficulties facing her? As with all her exploits, definitely the last, Tottie leads you by the hand with a frankness and candour that will make you laugh and move you to tears in this, of the Sell the Pig series.
Mother, it's a bugger, mother, sell the pig and buy me out. '.
Biff the Useless Mention: Book IV of the Sell the Pig trilogy The Sell The Pig Series 4

Biff the useless mention' is the fourth and concluding part of what started out as a trilogy, with 'Sell the Pig', 'Is That Billinge Lump?' and 'Mother Was It Worth It?'. Mother, mother, it's a bugger, sell the pig and buy me out'. Enjoy the familiar ironic humour and keen eye for detail that will bring the landscape and the people to life for you.
Has the dream turned to a nightmare or is tottie still happily living the quiet life in her little 'grottage' in the Auvergne region of central France?Come with Tottie now as she takes you on Tottie's Tours of the Auvergne.
Trot On!: 'frank, funny, sometimes tragic' Sell the Pig

Why not adjust your stirrups, author of the popular Sell the Pig series of travel memoirs, shorten your reins and join Tottie Limejuice, as she takes you on a ride through more of her adventures. Even if you’re not horsey, tottie’s tales of running a holiday riding centre on top of a Welsh mountain will have you alternately laughing and reaching for the tissues.
It’s all told in Tottie’s familiar no-holds-barred style. Frank, funny, sometimes tragic’the sell the Pig Series - where it all began‘Trot on!’ is a familiar phrase to riding instructors everywhere.
Mother, was it worth it? The Sell The Pig Series Book 3

Catch up now with tottie in the am years – after Mother – as she starts her new life in the rural Livradois-Forez region of the Auvergne, living in Tottie's Grottage. All are described with Tottie's familiar gently ironic humour. Discover the procedure behind the Frogification of Tottie, and if her bid for French nationality is successful.
Mother was it worth it?' is the concluding part of the Sell the Pig series, which began with 'Sell the Pig' and 'Is That Billinge Lump?'.
Is That Billinge Lump: Sell the Pig series Book II The Sell The Pig Series 2

With tottie's candid style to tell a 'life in France tale' with a difference, you'll find chuckles and tears in equal measure. Did france live up to its reputation for excellence in healthcare? Did Tottie survive sharing living space with her unpredictable brother?There's only one way to find out. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Sell the Pig: a travel tale with a twist The Sell The Pig Series Book 1

This is a brand new edition with additional previously unseen content. Eccentric tottie, their mother, her manic depressive alcoholic brother, whose dementia has given her an obsession with bums, and an equally elderly border collie, decide France's Auvergne is to be their new home. Sell the pig is a travel tale with a twist, describing with alternating humour and poignancy how a somewhat dysfunctional family decide to uproot and move to rural France.
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Hobbit House in Italy Tottie's Travels Book 1

This little travelogue will answer your questions. Short, sweet and sure to make you smile.
A Kilo of String

This is a book which is almost guaranteed not to change your life, but what it will do is answer many of the fundamental questions about life in Greece, such as:How do you avoid ordering a double tomato for your pine marten when booking a hotel room? Should olive harvesting be registered with the Dangerous Sports Association? Why are chicken livers useful other than to the chickens themselves?Oh yes, and there are some serious bits too about how life in Greece has changed since the beginning of the economic crisis.
A brilliant book, very funny and a great insight into Greece and its people. Left me laughing so hard I would have spat out my dentures, if I wore them. A kilo of string is loosely based on rob Johnson’s podcast series of the same name, which is free to listen to and download at https://rob-johnson. Org. Uk/podcasts/a-kilo-of-string/.
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Are We French Yet? Keith & Val's Adventures in Provence

Then she started giggling. I’m nervous, ” she said, “because I’m feeling the wine a little bit. It’s all about the tonguethe first time we had a class with Geneviève, she pulled a book off a shelf and asked us to each read a few paragraphs to test our pronunciation. We ran to safety as the bull thundered past, followed by French cowboys on horseback.
Like the day the country ran out of gasoline. Can two americans really become french?Val and Keith turned their lives upside down when they quit their jobs to begin a part-time life in Provence. If you want the inside scoop on la belle france, you won’t want to miss this delightful book!From the BookVive La France!The first clue that this was not going to be a simple apéritif was when we walked into the house and saw that it was full of people.
Or maybe they’d been watching old American movies and thought we would show up with cowboy hats and six shooters and do tricks with our lassoes. Oopsevery driver was being pulled over and told to blow into a breathalyzer, which meant Val because she was the one driving. What if they put me in handcuffs and haul me off to jail? Will you know how to bail me out?” I didn’t think I would but this was definitely not the time to point that out.
Two Jills and a Tots Tottie's Travels Book 2

Nothing ever goes according to plan where Tottie is concerned. With her usual quirky humour, she describes her latest adventures on a road trip to Italy. But did it pay off?and what about the planned night of wild camping on top of a big rock? Would that pass off without incident.
Two Old Fools in Turmoil

Julie haigh, amazon Top 1000 Reviewer. A fresh new face joins the cast of familiar characters but the return of a bad penny may be more than some can handle. New york times bestselling author*When dark, sinister clouds loom, Victoria and Joe find themselves facing life-changing decisions.